Volleyball Geek?
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a volleyball geek if …
- You have pets (or kids) with names like Karch, Sinjin, Misty, and Stokie.
- You have ever had a vanity license plate that had a “VB” in it.
- Your latest “Employee of the Month” award means way less to you than the t-shirt you won at last weekend’s tournament.
- Your non-volleyball friends think you’re weird.
- Every story you tell your friends begins with “One time while playing volleyball I …”
- You don’t mind losing a game during a match just so that you can play a little more (bonus points if you prefer to work your way through the losers bracket to get a lot more playing time).
- The only reason you pay for cable TV is for the men’s and women’s NCAA volleyball playoffs and the AVP tournaments.
- (Guys only) you half wish that the women on the AVP tour would wear more clothing so that you can more easily focus on the game itself.
- You go to the Olympics by yourself (because your spouse doesn’t understand) and attend only volleyball events.
- You have a volleyball that you won’t loan out to just anyone.
- You have your own (expensive) outdoor net system.
- You hear the term “six pack” and your first thought is about volleyball, not abs or beer.
- You have a volleyball tattoo!
In case you’re wondering about me, here’s how I score:
- Our newest dog is named Karch. I got outvoted about getting a second dog, but I negotiated for naming rights.
- When I lived in New York, my vanity plate was “I DIG VB” (I have a feeling that very few people “got it”).
- It’s harder to win a tournament than it is to get a big yearly bonus.
- They don’t understand. My wife puts up with it.
- I try to restrain myself.
- I love it when matches go the distance (but I’ve never thrown a game…yet).
- The NCAAs are the only times I consider getting cable. I’ve watch two finals in a tiny window on my laptop using SlingPlayer connected to a friend’s Slingbox.
- Seriously, I wish they’d wear shorts
- My wife and I returned from our honeymoon, I was home for a week, then I drove to Atlanta for the first week of the 1996 Olympics. She didn’t want to go (??), so I sold her tickets when I got there.
- I’ve got mine, and the kids have theirs. They can use mine as long as I’m with them.
- I’ll lend it out, but please take care of my net!
- In a practice in high school, I lost one of my contacts from a six pack.
- Not yet!


